Fishing Review – Black Clover M: Rise of the Wizard King

As a reminder, what I’m looking for while reviewing is in a previous blog post, which you can find here: https://annatheannoying.wordpress.com/2021/12/30/gone-fishing-reviewing/

Rating

Rating 1 fish

I had high hopes for this, but the limited amount of fishing you can actually do means it’s not a very good fishing game. Maybe I’m just salty that my reflexes are too slow for this game.

Actual game overview

Black Clover M: Rise of the Wizard King is a mobile RPG gacha game (developed by Garena?) based on the anime Black Clover, available on the Apple App Store, Google Play, can also be played on the Android emulator BlueStacks. At the time of writing, it is free-to-play, but as with all gacha games, there are lots of in-app purchases. You can play as the various mages from the anime. The gacha aspect comes in with the mages you can play as. You start with Asta and Yuno, and other than Charlotte Roselei (in the global version, at least), all the other mages you get are randomised. Different mages have different rarities, and there are time limited events where the chance to summon particular mages is boosted.

There’s currently a 1% chance to get Julius Novachrono, and that’s after he’s been boosted.

The RPG aspect plays like a very basic JRPG, following the story of the anime (pretty faithfully, imo). Combat is turn-based and very basic, where you can choose one of four spells to use (two of which need to build up charges, and one of which has a cooldown). It has a rock-paper-scissors mechanic to determine which mages are strong or weak against others with Power (red) being strong against Sense (green), which is strong against Technique (blue), which is strong against Power. The weaknesses go in the reverse direction, with Technique being weak against Sense, etc.

I ended up running it in auto-mode 95% of the time, as the game is very-repetitive. I am determined not to spend any money on this game, despite the fact that Detective Charmy has been my phone wallpaper for the past 5 years. I’ve read the horror stories of people who end up spending thousands of dollars on gacha games and I don’t want to be one of them.

Fishing mechanics – 2.5/5

Casting

To cast, head to a fishing pool. You can either walk there manually, or select “Fishing” from your adventure journal, and it’ll walk your character to the pool in the area you are currently in. From there, you can press the “Fish” button to go into the fishing screen. Pressing the cast button, in the bottom-right of the screen, will cast your line.

The UI is really cluttered, but the “Fish” button can be found towards the bottom-right part of the screen.

Hooking + Reeling

After you’ve cast your line, an ellipsis will appear in a bubble above your character and the cast button in the bottom-right will be replaced with a reel button. After a short wait, you’ll hear a sound and two exclamation marks will appear in a red bubble above your character. Press the reel button to reel in your catch. There isn’t really a separate reeling stage.

If you press it too early, you fail and lose a hook.

If you press it too late, you also fail and lose a hook.

The difficulty level of the pool determines how fast you need to react in order to catch the fish.

The fastest I’ve been able to do is 433ms, so I don’t know how I’ll catch anything in the level 4 or 5 pools. I haven’t come across any yet, so I haven’t tested it out. But I’m really wary that I might not be able to fish in the later stages of the game.

Consumables

Each time you fish, you use up a fish hook. There’s also a x6 mode so you can use 6 hooks at a time to save time fishing, but who would want to do that?! If you miss your fish in x6 mode, you only lose one hook, and if you have less than 6 hooks, it’ll use all of your remaining ones.

Fishing results from x6 mode (I had 8 hooks saved up). The things I do for this blog…

Fishing hooks regenerate over time, or you can walk around the map searching for hooks. It is a really frustrating experience, as you’re supposed to walk around looking for shiny spots, except you don’t know it’s a shiny spot until you’re basically on top of it.

I haven’t actually tried this feature of WordPress before, so I hope it works – you can drag the slider along to compare the before (when I was next to the shiny spot) and the after (when I was close enough to collect it). There’s barely a step between the two images – that’s how close you need to be before you can see the sparkles!

I ended up walking around randomly trying to find the right spots to explore. And even then, you’re not guaranteed to get a fishing hook, as there are other items you can find.

Travel

Each world is pretty small, so it doesn’t take very long to walk to fishing nodes. And as I mentioned earlier, you can select “Fishing” from the right side of your Adventure Journal, which will make your character automatically walk to the fishing spot in the current world you’re in.

You might read this section and think, “This sounds just like fishing in World of Warcraft. Didn’t you say that was what your ideal fishing game was? Why did it only get 2.5 out of 5?” My answer to that is: the reaction time needed is a lot faster, so it feels more stressful, you’re limited in how many times you can fish per day.

Time-to-Fish – 2/5

It took me 2 hours and 18 minutes to unlock fishing from the opening cutscene (which doubled as a tutorial) to my first cast. I could have done it faster if I had skipped all of the cutscenes, but I started watching the anime from episode 27, so I thought it’d be a fun way to watch all of the parts I missed.

I ended up looking at another guide later, which said you can fish once you’ve unlocked the Adventure Journal, but I found that I could fish before then, after finishing the Saussy Village quests. Basically as soon as I had freedom of movement on the overworld that wasn’t limited by story quests.

Multitaskability – 0/5

Given how fast you need to react, there is pretty much no chance to multi-task while fishing. I mean, you could have something on in the background, but you wouldn’t be paying that much attention to it.

Time management – 0.5/5

Time management isn’t a good description for this category, as it’s not really time you’re managing, but rather fishing hooks. While you could neglect every other part of the game and be perfectly fine, the limited number of fishing hooks means that you can’t just sit back and fish for an hour if you wanted to. You can’t even really stockpile fishing hooks to have a massive fish session, because you are limited to 10 explore actions per region per day. I haven’t unlocked all the regions yet, but running around all of them to find hooks would get really boring really quickly.

Excitement – 1/5

It’s not very exciting. The lack of a “reeling” stage means that there’s nothing really challenging other than the initial tap. All the animations are pretty sure, and the rewards aren’t super exciting – usually just yul (gold) and a fish – all of which are common.

Usefulness – 5/5

You can fish up cooking ingredients, stamina, puzzle pieces (to make skill pages) and tickets for things. All of which are useful for playing the game. In particular, the fish you can get in the first zone can be used for EXP+ food buffs, which is really nice.

Ambience – 5/5

I really like the cute art style and the music in this game. Given how little time you can actually spend fishing, I doubt you’ll get bored of seeing the backgrounds. And if you are that kind of person, there’s always x6 mode!

Summary

As much as I love the anime Black Clover, the fishing in this game is severely limited by the fish hook limitations. 6 fishing attempts per day is not enough! And to make matters worse, the explore mode is currently bugged and I get a server error every time I try to explore (version: global.1.02.109.181968), so I’m just stuck with the 6 attempts per day.

I get that the limited fishing is on purpose, otherwise players would feel compelled to fish a lot in the game, and it would feel more tedious. But as this is a fishing review, not an overall game review, that’s what I’m focusing on.

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A Free Lunch

A look at the impact of not knowing how much a meal costs impacts what is ordered. Results are very inconclusive due to the heavily biased sample and tiny sample size (5).

I’m writing this like a very informal psych lab report because it’s been over 10 years since I last wrote one. But I’m not using any references, because I can’t be bothered doing pre-reading.

Introduction

I was recently reminded about my 2016 post on money and food and realised I never posted the results of my experiment. The basic premise was to find out whether having someone pay for your food affected your experience of the meal. Some of the things I expected included:

  • type of food ordered: participants would want to try something that sounded nice, without worrying about the cost, or try something new
  • enjoyment of the food goes up as there’s no concern about the cost
  • enjoyment of the meal overall goes up as there’s no concern about the cost

Personally, I sometimes find myself deciding not to order something due to the price, even though it sounds like something I’d like to try. Or I’ll find that the price of the meal builds expectations on how good it should taste, resulting in me being disappointed if it doesn’t meet those expectations.

Method

It was surprisingly difficult to convince people to go out for lunch with me and let me pay and order from a menu where they can’t see the prices. It was the last part that tripped people up the most, so I eventually ended up asking people if they’d go to lunch with me. Before the lunch, I would go to the restaurant to give them a price-less menu, and ask them to give it to the participant instead of the regular menu. After receiving the price-less menu and giving me a confused look, I’d explain to the participant that I was paying for lunch and this was an experiment. Somewhat unethical, as the participants didn’t consent to the experiment with full knowledge of the experiment (there were no consent forms involved!).

1 participant was a symptom of luck – the restaurant we were at changed their layout and no longer displayed the menu (you had to ask for a paper menu). He didn’t ask for one and just ordered blind.

I ended up getting take away with 1 participant as we were discussing something sensitive and wanted some privacy.

As most of the participants were in a long-term relationship, I gave everyone an option to back-out of the experiment due to concerns about how the experiment may come across. None of the participants took the option.

After the lunch, participants were presented with a survey to fill in. Survey questions included some questions on demographics and the following questions:

What did you order?

Have you been to this restaurant before? Y / N

If yes, what did you order last time?

Did you enjoy your meal? Y / N

Do you think you enjoyed it more because you didn’t know what it cost? Y / N / Unsure

What influenced your decision to order the dish you picked?

How would you rate the dining experience? (1 – Horrible, 10 – Amazing)

How much of the enjoyment was from not having to pay for the meal? None / Some / Half / Most / All

Would you order the same dish if you had to pay for it? Y / N

What other factors influenced your rating of this dining experience?

Have you ever had someone other than a family member buy you a meal before? Y / N

How did it feel to have someone buy you a meal?

In general, what usually influences your decision to pick a meal at a restaurant?

In general, what do you think contributes to a good dining experience?

The participants were also biased towards people I could have lunch with during work hours (this was pre-COVID), so all of them are male and between the ages of 20 and 39. I did try to get some female participants, but wasn’t able to convince any of them to come to lunch with just me. All participants worked in the tech industry in Melbourne. There were 5 participants in total. (Actually, there were 6, but it’s been so long that I lost one of the test results.)

Results

I’m just going to do a dump of the responses, since there’s so few of them.

What did you order?

Linguini alla pollo*
Beef burger
Bird & brie burger, creamy soda, sweet potato chips
Beef burger
Beef burger

Have you been to this restaurant before?

N
Y
Y
N
Y

If yes, what did you order last time?

n/a
Chicken parma
Summer sunset burger
n/a
Chicken parma

Did you enjoy your meal?

Y
Y
Y
Y
Y

Did you enjoy your meal less because you changed what you ordered?

* Participant 1 initially wanted to order the rigatoni matriciana, but I ordered that so he changed his mind and ordered something else. This question was only asked to him.

N

Do you think you enjoyed it more because you didn’t know what it cost?

Y
N
N
N
N

What influenced your decision to order the dish you picked?

Absurd prices of dishes around Melbourne. I hoped I didn’t induce a too big cost to my host.
Thought parm would be expensive for a lunch.
Couldn’t remember name of my usual (Summer Sunset) as they no longer have the menu on the boards. Bird & brie is my usual fallback.
The name, ingredients, what I wanted to eat.
I’m going through a burger phase.

How would you rate the dining experience?

8
8
7
6
7

How much of the enjoyment was from not having to pay for the meal?

Some
None
None
None
None

Would you order the same dish if you had to pay for it?

Y
Y
Y
Y
Y

What other factors influenced your rating of this dining experience?

The company (more important than the food itself).
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Food was good & had a decent amount of brie for a change. Great to catch- up with a friend.
Type of dining. This take away lunch.
Food quality, environment / setting, company

Have you ever had someone other than a family member buy you a meal before?

Y
Y
Y
Y
Y

How did it feel to have someone buy you a meal?

Obligated.
Good, because you don’t have to think about the cost.
Fine. I usually do it with another friend in an alternating pattern, she pays for both, I pay for both, although we pay for ourselves when more convenient. I’m fine with it as long as I’ve offered to pay & they’ve declined to accept but would want to keep it relatively even, i.e. I pay next time.
I normally dislike people paying for anything for me unless I know there is an opportunity to reciprocate.
Nice gesture, surprised.

What usually influences your decision to pick a meal at a restaurant?

The type of restaurant.
How hungry I am.
What I’ve had before that I like as well as trying specials when they come up or trying something different if I’ve been there a few times recently.
If a meal is under $35 dollars I would just pick what I wanted. Above that the cost benefit comes into play. In general I would normally order what I felt like eating.
Mood, type of restaurant, price

In general, what do you think contributes to a good dining experience?

The company, the staff, the food, the ambience.
Food and company.
Good food first & foremost, then good company, clean restaurant & good service.
Atmosphere, quality of food, service.
As above… food quality + service for expensive places

Discussion

Overall, it seems like having someone pay for your food was not a significant influence on the quality of the dining experience, with 4 out of 5 participants saying it had no impact, and 1 participant saying it had some impact. (I would like to say 80% here, but that seems disingenuous when there were only 5 participants.)

However, each participant mentioned price being on their mind – either for this particular meal, or meals in general. It’s possible that despite the price-less menus, each participant had a vague idea of the cost of the meals, either because they had been to that restaurant before, or could estimate based on similar items at other restaurants. Reciprocation was also something mentioned by 3 out of the 5 participants.

All participants mentioned good food, and most participants mentioned good company being a factor that contributes to a good dining experience.

Conclusion

The design and implementation of the experiment were heavily flawed and I don’t feel right making any definitive conclusions based on it. I imagine if I had surveyed people who were struggling to make ends meet, I would have gotten a very different response. I am also really curious whether gender would have made an impact on the results.

None of the participants ordered anything extravagant from the menu. Would I have gotten a different result paying for a stranger’s meal rather than my friends, who presumably care about our relationship and wouldn’t want to make a big imposition?

The main takeaway I got from the experiment is that choosing a restaurant to suit your audience probably makes a bigger impact than paying for their meal when it comes to the overall enjoyment of the meal. Filter out restaurants with rude staff, or dirty tables. Try and suss out a ballpark price range the other person is comfortable with. And also, be a good meal partner! The company you’re with can affect your enjoyment of the meal.

Sadly, the person I most wanted to experiment on was the $6 bento / $200 steak guy from my 2016 blog post, but I wasn’t able to convince him to have lunch with just me.


As a funny side-note, when I went to pay during the first experiment, the waiter asked me how my date went. He thought it went really well, and he hoped things worked out between us. I explained the experiment to him, but he thought I was joking. He was very sad when I came back with someone else for the second experiment and said he preferred the first guy.

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Fishing Review – Spiritfarer

As a reminder, what I’m looking for while reviewing is in a previous blog post, which you can find here: https://annatheannoying.wordpress.com/2021/12/30/gone-fishing-reviewing/

Note: I’ve tried my best to keep this review relatively spoiler-free, but there are a few vague mentions which are minor spoilers.

Rating

Rating 3.5 stars

I found fishing in this game to be quite relaxing. It did start to get a bit stale towards the middle of the game, so I don’t think it’s a game you could fish in for hours at a time. I think I’ll have it on my list of games to play when I just want some mindless chill time.

I like how there’s no need to do anything in order to fish, like gather bait or craft rods.

Actual game overview

Spiritfarer is an action platformer game, with some management simulation sprinkled on top, created by Thunder Lotus Games. I got it on sale for A$21.47 (IsThereAnyDeal link), full price on Steam is A$42.95. It’s available on Steam, Xbox One, PS4 and Nintendo Switch. There’s also a demo of the game available on Steam (and possibly the consoles, too).

You play as Stella, a new Spiritfarer whose job it is to ferry spirits to the Everdoor and help them move on. While the spirits are on your boat, they’ll give you quests to complete. You’ll also need to build houses for them and feed them. I’m fairly mediocre at platforming games, and while there were a couple of tricky parts, I was able to finish the game.

The game is fairly light-hearted for the most part, but as you would expect given the subject matter, it has many sombre moments. I cried while playing. Most of the spirits didn’t impact me very much, but there were two that felt like an emotional sucker punch.

I can’t find a version number, but I played the Farewell Edition, which the devs have said is their last content update.

Fishing mechanics – 4/5

Casting

To cast, head over to the Sea Master 2000 at the stern of your ship and press the interact button (E on keyboard, which I’m going to use for the rest of this post). Stella’s Everlight will turn into a fishing rod and she’ll cast her line into the water.

Hooking

When you’ve hooked a fish, the bobber will start bobbing up and down, and you’ll hear a “ting” sound. Press E to hook. If you miss it, the bobber will remain in the water, and you can wait for another fish to bite.

Reeling

You can hold down E to reel the fish in. As you reel, the rod will start to turn red. You need to release E, otherwise the line will snap. Colour is the only indicator of how much tension there is on the line. The rod can be practically folded in half, but as long as it’s not red, you’re safe to keep reeling. I couldn’t see any colour-blind friendly options in the settings, so I hope there aren’t any colour blind people that are affected!

Rod is yellow, safe to keep reeling
Rod is red, time to release

However, just because the rod is red, doesn’t mean you need to stop reeling completely. In fact, if you do so, you won’t be able to catch tuna. When it’s red, you can spam the E button to stop the fish from swimming too far away. That seemed counter-intuitive to me.

Catching a fish requires you to reel until it’s near your ship (roughtly where the fish is in the screenshot below).

If the fish gets too far away (the left side of the screen), the line will snap and you’ll lose it.

Consumables

There are none.

Travel

You can fish anywhere, as long as you’re on your boat. Different areas have different fish that are specific to them, and there are specific tuna fishing locations (that will have one tuna in it. However, even if you hook the tuna, if the line snaps, you can still catch it again).

If you are like me, and have horrible flashbacks of The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker and the seemingly endless sailing involved whenever you see sailing in a game, fear not, as there are bus stops around the map which allow you to quick travel between them. There’s still a decent amount of sailing involved, and I think fishing is one of the activities that’s meant to make it less boring. Plus, if you’re actually interested in playing the game for non-fishing reasons, there’s tons of chores to do on the ship to pass the time.

I forgot when it happens, but you eventually get an option to “safe-travel”, i.e. travel while ignoring the events on the map along the way. I almost always had that option on after about halfway through the game, as it made it more relaxing to just sit down and fish.

Time-to-Fish – 4/5 (technically 5/5)

It took me 2 minutes and 32 seconds from the end of the opening cutscene to being able to fish. You need to get your ship, and that’s pretty much it!

Technically, while you can fish pretty quickly, you’ll mostly catch the same fish and junk items until you find a spirit who will upgrade your fishing equipment. Then you’ll start to get the real stuff. I took 26 minutes and 24 seconds to reach that point.

Multitaskability – 5/5

I was easily able to watch videos and read other websites while fishing. The rod changing colour was pretty easy to see out of the corner of my eye, and the fish biting sound was distinct enough that I didn’t have to watch while waiting for it.

I didn’t hit an inventory limit in the time that I was playing, so as far as I’m aware, there’s no inventory management required.

Time management – 4.5/5 (5/5 if you don’t care about feeding your passengers)

Other than the need to regularly hug / feed your passengers to keep their mood level up, you’re pretty much free to ignore the chores on your ship unless you happen to want whatever resource it provides (e.g. shearing sheep). And even if you don’t feed your passengers, as far as I’m aware, nothing bad really happens. I couldn’t bring myself to let them starve, so I never found out what happens when you don’t feed them.

While you may lose some time to cooking and feeding, it’s pretty quick, so you can go back to fishing after you’re done.

There is a day / night cycle, but that doesn’t affect fishing so much. You can’t travel at night, so you’re stuck fishing wherever you stopped for the day. If you want to keep travelling, you can simply go to bed for the night. The fishing spot is next to your cabin, so it’s not a long wait.

Excitement – 2/5

For the most part, one fish is the same as another. The fish you catch (whether through fishing or from cleaning them off the side of your ship), fall into four categories: fish, cephalopods, shellfish, crustaceans. Some recipes require a specific type of fish, but many require a certain category, or any type of seafood. This makes catching any particular fish not very exciting – unless you’re catching it for the first time.

Tuna fishing is pretty exciting the first time, especially with the frantic music, but once you figure out how it’s done, it loses that excitement.

Usefulness – 5/5

I’m fairly certain that you need to fish in order to ferry all the spirits across, as there’s one spirit with a quest that requires you to get fish. While there are some treasure chests that have fish in them, I’m not sure the fish you need for the quest can be obtained without fishing. However, you don’t need to ferry all of the spirits across in order to finish the game, so you could get away without fishing if you’re not a completionist.

Aside from that, fish are used in cooking, and one spirit’s favourite food has a specific fish as an ingredient. You can also sell fish for glims (the game’s currency). There’s a character in the game who gives you rewards for catching numbers of unique fish, and also for cooking unique dishes (some of which require specific fish).

I felt really called out when I went to redeem my reward for catching every different fish in the game.

With the exception of one spirit, you can feed fish dishes to everyone, so long as you alternate dishes as nobody will eat the same meal twice.

Ambience – 3.5/5

I really like the art style in this game. Since all of your fishing is done from the stern of your ship, your view is pretty much the same for most of the game. The only difference is the weather and time of day. I think there are some really pretty backgrounds in the game, especially at night time. Some people may find it really boring seeing the same thing all the time.

Fishing during sunrise
Fishing in the icy areas at night

I wasn’t a fan of fishing in the foggy area, as it made it hard to see your bobble.

Summary

A really chill fishing experience. Maybe a bit too chill, as it didn’t feel exciting after a while. Even tuna fishing, once I worked out how to catch one, lost its lustre.

Overall, I liked the mechanic. Other than feeding your guests, there isn’t anything that interrupts your fishing time – and if you don’t feed your guests, all that happens is that they get a negative mood modifier. It’s something you can easily do while watching a TV show.

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Fishing Review – My Time at Portia

As a reminder, what I’m looking for while reviewing is in a previous blog post, which you can find here: https://annatheannoying.wordpress.com/2021/12/30/gone-fishing-reviewing/

Rating

Rating 2/5 fish

I liked the fishing mechanic in this game, but the time / energy management aspect, and the lack of exitement were not for me. Catching the same few fish over and over in each pool got boring pretty quickly.

Actual game overview

My Time at Portia is a Stardew Valley-esque game released by Pathea Games. I wanted to write farming sim, but farming feels like a really low priority. Steam lists it as: indie, RPG, simulation. I got it for free from the Epic Games Store, but it’s currently A$41.95 on Steam and the EGS (IsThereAnyDeal link). It has farming, real-time action combat, crafting, NPC friendship and romance, a story arc, and most importantly, it has fishing.

I’m playing version 2.0.20210813. At the time of writing, I’ve played up to Day 1, Month 3, Year 2 Autumn. I’ve played this game for roughly 60 hours.

Fishing mechanics – 4/5

Casting

You can only fish at certain locations in the game, marked by a pool in the water. Equip the fishing rod, and approach the pool until you see a prompt to press E to begin fishing. If you walk too close to the water, you’ll “fall in” and the game will blank out and move you back. I guess this was their way out of having to animate swimming.

Hooking

Screenshot of the in-game fishing tutorial

The game plays a sound when a fish bites, and a large exclamation mark appears on the screen. You can left-click to hook the fish.

If you’ve unlocked the Fish Encyclopedia skill, so you can see which fish has taken the bait (you can see it in the little circle).

With the Fish Encyclopedia skill

This is what it looks like when your character doesn’t have that skill.

Without the Fish Encyclopedia skill

The plus-side to having the Fish Encyclopedia skill is that if you are after a particular fish, you can hold off on hooking. The currently hooked fish will go away, and after a short moment, a new one will hook. This can save you a lot of caterpillars as you can only catch the fish you’re actually after.

Fish Encyclopedia skill

Reeling

Screenshot of the in-game fishing tutorial, page 2

Once you’ve hooked the fish, the a bubble will appear on top of the fish, with a smaller, red circle inside it which measures the tension. You need to use your mouse to follow the fish with the buble as you left-click to reel. The further away the bubble is from the fish, the more tension you will get as you reel. If the red circle fills the bubble, the line will snap and you’ll lose your fish (and the caterpillar bait). Once the numerical distance tracker goes down to 0, you’ll catch the fish.

Consumables

As mentioned earlier, you need Caterpillars to catch fish. One Caterpillar per hooked fish. You can get them by harvesting plants such as snake berries and herbs. You can also buy them from Sophie’s Ranch for 4 gold each (price varies depending on the market). To maximise your chance to get a Caterpillar when harvesting, max out the Lucky Me skill (ignore the fact that I didn’t take my own advice, by the time I discovered that the Lucky Me skill was related to Caterpillars, I was too lazy to harvest them and was just buying them from Sophie).

Lucky Me skill

I found the need to use Caterpillars to fish a big downside for me. Early-game, when you lacked many stamina boosting / restoring items, you had to waste a lot of stamina gathering Caterpillars, or a lot of gold buying them. Not to mention the time it takes to go around gathering them.

While they do take up an inventory slot, fortunately, they stack in lots of 999.

Travel

Until you complete the Dee Dee Transport quest chain, your only option for going to fishing locations is to walk, unfortunately. Most of the fishing locations aren’t far from your house, and by the time you unlock other areas, you should have the Dee Dee Transport quest done.

Time-to-Fish – 5/5

It took me 15 minutes 48 seconds to go from the opening cutscene to fishing.

First you need to pick up some wood and stone from the ground (you’ll see them sparkle). You’ll need 13 wood and 13 stone.

Go to your worktable and craft the Pickaxe (5 wood, 8 stone) and Simple Axe (8 wood, 5 stone). At this point, you might as well hand in the quest at the commerce guild before crafting the Stone Furnance (the next part of the main story quest).

Use the pickaxe to break the larger stones near your farm until you have 3 copper ore. Gather more wood and stones until you have 13 wood and 10 stone. You can chop down the smaller trees if you can’t find wood on the ground.

Go to the worktable and craft a Stone Stool (10 stone). Start making a Stone Furnace at the assembly station and show it to Presley. Place the furance in your farm and start making 1 copper bar (you’ll need 3 wood worth of fuel as it takes 2.5 hours of in-game time and each piece of wood is 1 hour of fuel). Kick the large trees near the wall of the city (the one with really thick trunks) until you get 2 wild cocoons. If you’re getting rubber fruit, you’re kicking the wrong type of tree.

Type of tree you need to kick to get a wild cocoon

If you have enough stamina remaining, go around picking up more wood and harvesting the snake berries and herbs (to get caterpillars which you’ll need for fishing). You’ll need 15 wood, 2 wild cocoons and 1 copper bar to create the Beginner’s Fishing Rod.

If you don’t care about min-maxing the story, you can just sleep once you run out of stamina. Otherwise, you can go and talk to the townspeople and explore the world while you wait for your copper bar to finish smelting. Either way, I recommend using any spare wood you have to patch up the holes inside your house, as each hole reduces the amount of stamina you wake up with.

Once your copper bar is done, you can craft your fishing rod at the worktable.

Beginner’s Fishing Rod as seen in the worktable crafting screen

Assuming you managed to pick up some caterpillars earlier, head to a fishing spot, and start fishing! (Fishing spots are marked in purple with the a fish icon in the below map. There’s also a fishing spot where I’m standing (red marker), but you can’t see it because I’m covering it.)

Map of what I’ve unlocked so far in Porta

Multitaskability – 1/5

The need to follow the fish with the bubble makes it hard to look at something else while reeling. You can’t really do it out of the corner of your eye while watching Netflix, for instance. You could listen to a podcast, or something that doesn’t require your visual attention.

Also, fish tend to bite quite quickly, so there’s not a lot of time to wait between fish.

I never hit any inventory issues while fishing, as your initial inventory space is quite generous, and each fishing pool tends to only have a few fish + a few junk items, and the fish stack. There was no need to return to town / home and empty my inventory.

Time management – 1/5

While My Time At Portia does allow you to control the game speed and slow down how fast the day progresses, each day is hard-capped at 3AM, where your character will fall asleep, and you’ll wake up back at home on a new day.

Time is artificially paused while fishing. Time won’t advance while the line is out, but once you catch a fish, time will progress at roughly the same amount of time as it took to catch the fish. I think this is to stop your character from falling asleep in the middle of a catch.

You’ll also need to keep your stamina up. Once you unlock cooking, you can cook Fish Porridge or Spicy Fish Soup to restore your stamina. Or other non-fish related foods listed on this page: https://mytimeatportia.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Stamina_consumables

Once you run out of stamina, you can no longer fish. It appears to cost 6 stamina to cast, though the first one in the day seems to cost 12? I’m not sure if it’s a bug or not. Note: it auto-casts after you’ve caught a fish, so you’ll need to spam the ESC key when your character does the catch animation to stop the cast if you don’t want to lose another 6 stamina once you decide to stop fishing.

Excitement – 2/5

The bubble following mechanic does make the process feel exciting. In addition, the possibility of catching an Emperor form or a King form of a particular fish also adds some excitement.

However, each spot has a very small pool of fish you can catch, and none of the fish are particularly special, so there isn’t a lot of excitement.

Usefulness – 5/5

Fish can be used as an ingredient in recipes, sold for Gols (the in-game currency), donated to the town’s aquarium, gifted to characters, or bred in a fish tank.

It’s not a bad way to make money, considering the small stamina investment. Certain characters like or love fish, and most characters are neutral towards fish, so it’s a pretty safe gift to give.

I haven’t really done much with breeding, but it seems breeding expensive fish is another way to make money / friends. You just need two fish of the same rarity, and some dough (made in the blender with 2 flour (made from 1 wheat) + 1 mucus). The UI for it isn’t great though, as it’s hard to tell how much food is in the tank, or even which fish you have inside.

There are also two Fishing Days in Month 1 (12th and 13th day). To enter, you need to go to the competition location (you’ll see it on your map) and sign up at the table once the competition starts. You have 3 minutes (real life time) to catch as many fish as you can at a certain fishing spot. It costs 200 Gols per round to enter, and you compete against 3 other NPCs. Each round takes 3 in-game hours, and you can enter as many rounds as you want during the time period (up to 3 per day if you’re fast enough). Each fish you catch is worth points depending on how rare it is. The winner is the competitor with the most points.

Placing in the top 3 gives you badges which you can exchange for prizes, along with some pretty decent food. None of the prizes are must-haves. Fortunately, you get to keep the fish you catch after the event is over. Unfortunately, you have to provide your own Caterpillars, so come prepared with at least 100 of them. The Fish Encyclopedia skill comes in handy here, as you can save time by skipping the common fish that aren’t worth as many points.

Ambience – 3.5/5

It’s a cute game, with very cartoony graphics. The music is nice and relaxing. I also like that the sound effects aren’t jarring.

The lack of variety in fishing spots makes looking at the same locations get a bit stale. Especialy since one of the spots is in a chemical wasteland.

Summary

The fishing mini-game is fun, though I feel like the lack of variety of fish in a particular pool makes it get stale pretty fast. As a standalone fishing game it feels more like real fishing without having all the complexities of an actual fishing game. However, it’s not what I’m looking for personally, hence my 2/5 fish rating. If you’re looking for a fishing game, I don’t think the price tag justifies it, as there doesn’t feel like A$41.95 worth of fishing to me. If you do want a Stardew Valley-esque game with fishing in it, I think Stardew Valley is better value for money.

I want something that allows me to relax and multi-task if I want to, and this isn’t it. I also don’t like that there are “days”, as I don’t like feeling time-pressured when I’m fishing, and I especially don’t like having to walk to and from my fishing spot once I’m settled in to a session.

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Things to do before I die (update)

Back in 2007, I wrote a list of Things to do before I die. It was meant to be a list of 100 things, but I only made it to 60. I thought I’d go through the list again and see how far I’ve come. I’ve also changed quite a lot since then, so I imagine some of those things aren’t as important or challenging for me now as they were at the time.

1. Go scuba diving

Have not made progress in this. I did give iceberging a shot a while ago (getting up really early to head to the beach when it’s freezing cold and go for a swim is not as fun as you may think). I understand why people wear wetsuits now.

2. Meet someone with different coloured eyes (like one green eye, and one blue eye http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterochromia)

Completed this one unknowingly, thanks to the Perth WoW crew.

3. Go to Hawaii

Haven’t been to the USA. Have no current plans to go. Given the state of things, I’d much rather go to New Zealand right now.

4. Send a postcard to my maths teacher from Hawaii telling her that I’m tossing coins ^_^

Nope, for reasons in the above comment.

5. Finish my degrees

Yes! Felt pretty good going to get my certificates during my graduation ceremony. Now those expensive pieces of paper sit in a cupboard. I think I had to photocopy them once when applying for my current job, but that’s about all they’ve done so far.

6. Buy a car

Managed to last quite a while without a car. I think I’m just a pedestrian in nature. But we did succumb and buy a car as it was getting too time consuming going to people’s houses when we weren’t a short tram ride from the CBD (because of Melbourne’s weird train system where all lines lead to Rome Flinders Street Station (in the CBD), it took a lot longer to get to someone’s house if the ride into the CBD also took a lot longer).

7. Go to Japan and listen to Nobuo Uematsu play

Achieved the first half of that. I listened to a recording of him playing while there, does that count?

8. Live in London

No, and am hot and cold about this list item now. Having experienced how expensive it is to be in London, it really puts me off wanting to live there, despite how nice it would be to be able to travel to most Western European countries. My new ridiculous never-to-be-achieved goal is to become fluent in French and live in Paris instead. Will need to go and buy a yellow vest, maybe.

9. Take photos of street signs in London

Done, and had a blast doing it! Lots of adventures, and it was a pretty fun way to explore London.

10. Order pizza in Italian in Italy

Done, although I don’t know how convincing my Italian was. I’m pretty sure I got what I ordered – including asking for no cheese (senza formaggio – I only remember that because senza sounds like senzu beans from Dragonball Z).

11. Learn to speak Italian fluently

I’m pretty proud of the fact that some part of me retained enough high school Italian to be able to understand directions from some man in Venice. However, I am nowhere near fluent. I would still like to be fluent some day, but unlike French, I don’t currently have anyone to practice with.

12. Bake muffins that don’t kill people

Done! I don’t know how many bodies had to be buried along the way, but as they say, you can’t make a muffin without breaking a few eggs, right?

13. Cook food that isn’t burnt

Done! For some reason, I have developed a reputation for being a good cook, which isn’t the case at all (I consider myself more of a baker). But I rarely burn food these days.

14. Meet someone who likes soggy Weetbix

I think MrFodder likes soggy weetbix. Not as soggy as I like mine, though my preference is a bowl of milk with a little bit of weetbix sprinkled in level of sogginess.

15. Move out of home

Done! Not all it’s cracked up to be, but the independence to eat what I want to is nice.

16. Beat Uncle Cliff’s record of 100 consecutive wins in Freecell

Sadly, still haven’t achieved this one, though I’ve tried many times. My record is still only 26.

17. Collect more than 1000 Metcards

Done. There was a rumour going around that someone told PTV that they had collected 1,000 metcards, and sent proof. In exchange, PTV sent them a yearly metcard. I’ve been told to try that, but I think that train has left the station.

18. Finish the photo album for Aunty S

Kinda done. I had originally wanted to document my family’s adventures in Australia for my aunt, but ended up documenting her adventures in Australia instead and giving her that as a photo album.

19. Go an entire year without cooking or eating instant noodles

I’m pretty sure I did this the year I was trying to lose weight and get fit, but I didn’t actually count the days, so I’m not 100% sure.

20. Watch a live-action version of an anime

Watched Full Metal Alchemist, and it wasn’t too bad. They changed the ending though, and I wasn’t a fan though I get why they had to do it as they only had a single movie to cover the story. It also felt really rushed, so it wasn’t as emotionally impactful as the series.

21. Run an entire lap of Princes Park

Have not done, but I reckon I could now if I tried. Should be something to tackle in 2022.

22. Outsmart Dante

Sadly, still have not done. Though I managed to tail him once without him realising. Then my friends pointed out that life isn’t a movie, and it’s actually really creepy to follow your friends around without them knowing. I think that was a bit of a watershed moment (am I using this term correctly?) for me. Since then I’ve tried really hard to be less creepy.

23. Meet someone who really loves pizza and pancakes

Done, and married him.

24. Make a documentary about something

I made a mockumentary, about someone who is a fan of the Collingwood football club. Does that count?

25. Get published

Sadly, despite my many attempts, still hasn’t happened.

26. Pick up a guy at a bar

Despite my best attempts, has not happened, and unlikely to happen in my lifetime (I hope).

27. Learn to ballroom dance

I took a lesson, but realised I don’t feel comfortable with people invading my personal space like that. I really got into zumba at one point though!

28. Write an obfuscated program

Some of my co-workers may say I have if you ask them.

29. Watch a court trial IRL

I had plans to watch some trials on my lunch break, and then COVID happened. :(

30. Watch a scary movie at the cinema and do the whole pretend to be scared thing

Have not done. And I feel like the whole pretend to be scared thing is a bit disingenuous, so I don’t feel the desire to do this anymore.

31. Get Teekay to admit that I’m a girl

He still has not done so. We are still in contact, surprisingly, after all these years. I did ask him not long ago and he still refuses to do it.

32. Look out the window from the 20th+ floor of a building

Done. Also not all it’s cracked up to be. I’ll happily live on the ground or first floor of an apartment building, thank you very much. Who needs to look at the window when you have Google Earth?

33. Put a video on YouTube

Done. Then I took it down because of copyright strikes. In my defense, I was parodying a song, but the algorithm seems to think it’s too similar, so I just took it down to avoid the hassle.

34. Go camping alone for a week or more

Have not achieved this one. Still would like to do it some time.

35. Tell an outrageous lie and convince people that it’s true

Have not done and have lost interest in doing this one. Over the years, I’ve cycled between wanting to be a better liar and being happy the way that I am. I find it too hard to keep two sets of “truth” in my head. Plus, all the years of thinking about movie plotholes has made me very critical of plotholes in fabricated truths, so I find it hard to come up with plausible lies.

I guess that’s why I wanted to practice, because being able to do that sounds like a useful skill. In addition, you become better at spotting lies from other people.

Improv classes have been a positive way to practice lying, though you have the benefit of improv etiquette stating that your scene partner has to roll with whatever you end up saying. The fact that you have to do that in return means that you become really good at making up “truths” as you go.

36. Make a successful match between two of my friends

Sadly, have not done. But I’ve come to realise that people are not playthings, and if it happens, it happens, but I shouldn’t try to force it to knock something off my bucket list. I say it’s “sadly, have not done”, because I think it’d be nice to help someone find someone else they’re interested in.

37. Go on a road trip

Done, thanks to the 440 crew.

38. Keep my New Year’s Resolution in one year

Done. Did it a few years in a row, and started to get a rep for it at work. After the crazy year of blogging every day in 2017, I’ve tried to keep my resolutions pretty tame.

39. Fall in love

Done.

40. Have my heart broken

Done. :(

41. Crash a wedding

Have not done, and have no interest in doing. I sounded really attention-seeking in 2007!

42. Be serenaded by someone

Done. Though it’s not what you think. My lovely singing teacher serenaded me. Was very cute.

43. Take photos of street signs corresponding to all the Monopoly streets found on the Australian version of Monopoly

Have not done. Still have a few states to visit (NT, ACT, Tas – technically one state and two territories).

44. Take photos of street signs corresponding to all the Monopoly streets found on the English version of Monopoly

Done. This seems oddly close to #9 (take photos of street signs in London). I guess I didn’t notice how similar they were at the time.

45. Get 100,000 page views on my blog

Not there yet, but I’m over halfway now!

46. Win or lose $1000 in one night at the casino

Have not done, and have no interest in doing. I don’t have that kind of cash to throw around! Maybe I thought I would by now, hahaha. Some Scott’s Tots vibes.

47. Sing an entire song at the top of my voice where nobody can hear me (so nobody can complain)

Done, many many times while practicing to sing on stage!

48. Be led around blindfolded for an entire day

Have not done. While I think it would be interesting, and help me feel more empathetic towards blind people, I don’t want to inconvenience someone like that.

49. Watch the movie that holds the world record for being the world’s longest movie. (Last I checked, it’s an Italian movie that runs for 70+ hours)

Have not done, and don’t have that kind of spare time anymore. Maybe I’ll do it in pieces.

On second thought, the current longest movie is Logistics, with a runtime of 857 hours (35 days and 17 hours). Going to pass on this item.

50. Make a contribution to Wikipedia

Have not done. I really should get on that one, it shouldn’t be too hard. I was thinking about fleshing out some of the pages on Le Bureau des Légendes (I really like the show).

51. Try sumo wrestling

Done, kinda. Was just a play-thing. I tried pushing the sumo wrestler over while he just stood there. Somehow, I was the one who ended up moving backwards.

52. Eat a giant-sized pizza in New York

Have not done, as I haven’t been to the USA.

53. Water ski naked. (Thanks to Exarch for the suggestion)

Have not done. How did this end up on my list? No interest in doing this now – people have suffered enough!

54. Join in on Clean Up Australia Day at least once

Have not done.

55. Make someone’s day

Done. Someone at work was leaving, and I wrote him a letter expressing my gratitude at having him essentailly mentor me (in an unofficial capacity). (I couldn’t do it in person, as I knew I’d cry if I tried.)

He gave me a call a few days later saying it made his day.

56. Knit something

Have not done. Should give that one a shot, knitting seems to have become all the rage due to lockdowns.

57. Own a katana

Have not done, and have no interest in doing. I’d probably end up cutting myself.

58. Walk along the Great Wall of China

Have not done. Semi-interested in doing, but it’s fading. As a friend said, “I’m getting old and I’m sick of seeing old things, and sick of climbing steps. There’s nothing in China except old things and steps.”

59. Play chess in Russia

Have not done. Going to Russia seems really risky at the moment. Probably safer to just match with someone on lichess.

60. Bake choc-chip cookies that are better than Subway choc-chip cookies

Personally, I think I’ve conquered this. I finally ate a Subway cookie for the first time a couple of years ago. They’re not great. I don’t know why my friend hyped them up so much. I had built them up in my mind to be some S-tier level cookie, and so I thought I wasn’t even worth comparing them to mine until I had achieved what I thought was the perfect cookie. Then I was given one for free and figured I might as well see how far I still had to go. In my opinion, mine are better.

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Fishing Review – New World

As a reminder, what I’m looking for while reviewing is in a previous blog post, which you can find here: https://annatheannoying.wordpress.com/2021/12/30/gone-fishing-reviewing/

Rating

Rating: 4.5 / 5 fish

It hits all of my requirements. The rare fish camera shifting issue is a minor annoyance, but the thing that made it lose half a star for me is due to non-fishing things about the game itself (admittedly, some of the problems are mostly because I had the misfortune of being on a low-population server): the difficulty making money via the trading post, corruption events downgrading crafting stations in towns, and the unpredictable raid boss that is Amazon Games (more detail in the summary at the bottom).

Actual game overview

New World is an MMORPG with Dark Souls-style combat, released by Amazon Games. I paid A$56.95 for it on Steam (IsThereAnyDeal link, though it doesn’t seem to have any info). It has no ongoing subscription, but you are able to buy skins in the in-game store. The game has a pretty heavy focus on crafting skills, but at the time of writing (version 1.1.1 – I started this post nearly a month ago), the crafting aspect of the game has become very grind-heavy. (There are many complaints about the game in its current state, but I want to focus on the fishing.)

Disclaimer: I only made it to level 38 (60 is max level), and my fishing level is 63 (200 is max level). I have done most of the fishing quest line, but I died too many times trying to hand in the latest quest as it’s in one of the higher level zones. I could probably make a run for it, but don’t have the time for it right now.

Fishing mechanics – 5/5

Casting

To begin fishing, once you are near an area where you can fish, and you have a rod equipped, press F3 to pull out your fishing rod. Using the cursor, aim and hold down left-mouse. A bar appears with a marker moving up and then down. How close the marker is to the top of the bar when you release the left-mouse button determines how far you cast your line. The further you cast your line, the less tension you have when reeling. The deeper the water is where your cast lands, the shorter the bite time is (deep has the shortest, very shallow has the longest).

The marker only goes up and then down once. If you don’t release before it hits the bottom, it’ll cast with the shortest distance.

Hooking

Once you get a bite, the fishing indicator shakes and you’ll see a warning saying, “Get ready!”. The indicator will turn green and the circle will begin ticking down. You need to left click before the circle ticks all the way around. If you click too early, or too late, you’ll miss the fish.

Reeling

The indicator will change to show two things: the circle around the edge shows how far away the fish is from you. The centre section shows the tension indicator. Clicking and holding the left-mouse button reels the fish in, but also increases your tension. Releasing the button makes the fish swim further away, but reduces the tension. Once the distance has been reduced to 0m, you’ve caught the fish.

If the distance gets too high, the fish will swim away. If the tension gets too high, your line snaps and the fish escapes.

I don’t know if this is actually part of the mechanic, but I’ve found that the more difficult the reel stage is, the rarer the fish caught.

Consumables

You can add bait to your cast, which can do things like increase the chances of catching larger / rarer fish, but it’s optional. There are different types of bait for freshwater versus saltwater fishing, but I haven’t managed to work out how to tell which water sources are fresh or salt, other than looking it up online. (https://newworldfishingguide.com says lakes, ponds, rivers and streams are freshwater; oceans and swamps are saltwater.)

Bait can be found by picking up flint, harvesting in bushes, cooking, and salvaging certain fish. Or you can buy it from the trading post.

I really like that bait is optional in this game, as I’m not a fan of managing bait.

Fishing spots

There are many fishing spots scattered around the world. There are three categories: broad (30 fish), rare (20 fish) and secret (10 fish). Each spot has a minimum fishing level required in order to see it. The spot is active when there are fish visbily jumping out of the pool. Once the pool has been exhausted, the water will bubble, but no fish will jump out. Landing your cast in the pool will increase your chance of getting a rare fish, and the bite time is also very short, regardless of how deep the water is.

Fishing in a hotspot. I wish you could turn off those area pop-ups. I just want to fish!

Travel

Getting to different areas can be pretty fast, assuming you’re willing to farm azoth, as this allows you to travel to towns and fast travel points from any other town / fast travel point. While levelling, you have azoth coming out of your ears, but I’ve heard that once you hit max level, it’s quite a grind to farm azoth.

Otherwise, there are no mounts or automated travel, so you’ll have to run. There is an auto-run toggle, but that’s not much consolation when the world is quite large.

That being said, unless you are after specific fish, there are plenty of beautiful places to fish in the early zones.

Time-To-Fish – 5/5

It took me 7 minutes and 51 seconds from my character entering the world to being able to cast my first line. That being said, I’m pretty rubbish at Dark Souls-like combat.

Being able to fish requires creating your character[1] and getting through the tutorial that introduces the controls, and also sets the scene for the story (yes, there’s a story, but I have no idea what it is – who reads the lore?!). Then you need to pick up some flint and green wood, craft a harvesting sickle at the fireplace, harvest some fibre from nearby hemp plants, and use green wood and fibre to craft a fishing rod. Press F3 (the default hotkey) near a water source, and you can fish!

Or if you have a friend on the server already, they can trade you a fishing rod, and you can fish once you make it through the tutorial and walk to the nearest water source.

[1] Character creation can take a while, as there are so many customisation options. Also, names seem to be unique across all servers, i.e. if someone has taken the name Qirjntgnsk, then nobody else can use that name on any other server. So it may take a while to create your character and choose their name.

Multitaskability – 4/5

I found it quite difficult to hear the sound of the “hook” sound over the sound of whatever video I was watching in the background. While you can reel while only half-paying attention, I have lost a few difficult fish due to letting the tension get too high.

That being said, I watched most of season one of Squid Game while fishing, and I don’t know Korean, so I had to focus on the subtitles. However, I wasn’t too worried about missing fish.

Your fishing rod loses durability as you fish. After a long fishing session, you’ll need to either repair it, or replace the broken one with a new one. Repairing is pretty simple, as long as you have gold and repair parts (which you get from salvaging weapons and armour) in your inventory. You can simply right click on the rod and select the repair option without having to be in a town.

Inventory in New World is done by weight, with your character having a maximum weight they can carry before becoming encumbered. Fish and bait tend to be quite light, and I’ve never hit my weight limit (351.8) while fishing (1-2 hour sessions). However, you should avoid salvaging fish (or the junk items you can fish up), as the salvaged materials tend to weigh more than the original items (because New World physics seems to follow different rules?). This means inventory management isn’t really an issue while fishing.

One thing that pisses me off about the reeling stage is that when you catch an uncommon or rarer fish, your character holds it up, proudly. However, this shifts the position of your cursor, so you need shift your camera back around to the water, and aim your cast again. Frustrating when you just want to watch something on your second monitor. You can click to end the animation early, but it still shifts your camera.

Time management – 5/5

There are no “end of day” mechanic in the game, though you may want to return to town every now and again to check for new town board quests, craft things, and empty your inventory contents into your storage.

Otherwise, feel free to just relax and fish your worries away.

Excitement – 5/5

I do like that there’s a chance, albeit really small, of catching legendary fish in every water source. But much more likely is the possiblity of catching a treasure chest. Some people on reddit were saying they hated treasure chests as they were full of junk, but as someone levelling jewelcrafting, it was exciting to get one.

I also like that none of the fish are really considered “junk” as you can at least get fish fillets from the lower tier ones which can be used as an ingredient in cooking. Unlike some other games where certain fish cause an “urgh, not another one of these” reaction, I didn’t get that feeling in New World.

Levelling fishing is a huge grind. Levelling in general is a huge grind in this game. However, it’s pretty exciting when you’re exploring and you come across a fishing hotspot that you may not have seen before because your fishing level was too low.

Usefulness 5/5?

Fish are used in both cooking and arcana recipes (confusingly, the tooltip mentions alchemy, but the crafting skill is called arcana in the game).

Large and medium salmon, tadpoles, fish oil fish fillets, and firm fish fillets ocassionally turn up in town board quests. Some cooking bundles require fish.

As I mentioned nearlier, you can also fish up treasure chests, which contain ingots and gems that can be used in jewelcrafting.

I can’t speak to how much money you can make with fishing, as my server has a low popuation, so that might be why nothing sells for very much.

Ambience – 5/5

Poor balance and design issues aside, New World is a beautiful game. This makes fishing quite relaxing and pleasasnt. The music and sound effects are really nice, and the world itself is really pretty. The water looks so inviting, and the the earlier zones are nice and green.

Don’t you just want to retire in a cabin by this lake?

The only mechanic in the game that negatively affects fishing is the appearance of corrupted portals. I haven’t noticed them as much in the lower level zones, but in the higher level zones, there seem to be quite a few of them.

It’s not a big deal, as you can just move out of the portal zone, though you can still see black smoke from the portal.

Corrupted portals ruining my fishing view. *shakes fist angrily at clouds*

Also, if you’re not the kind of person who likes reading global / area chat with randoms, I suggest going into your chat settings and disabling all the chat types. Not only do you get your typical gold selling spam, the fact that there’s a global chat channel will mean that trolls will make their voices heard.

Summary

New World fishing hits all my main requirements, and as a fishing game, I love it. There are some minor annoyances about the fishing experience, but that’s about it.

However, I can’t bring myself to recommend this game to somoene without pointing out the reasons why I am going to uninstall it after I post this review. I definitely don’t recommend this game in its current state if you’re looking for an MMO to play and you don’t care about fishing.

How I think AGS speaks to the playerbase

Design decisions / “game still in beta”

The game has quite a lot of game-breaking bugs. To name a few that have happened recently: a bug that allowed players to duplicate items, bug that gave players 300,000 gold (and a mod’s response is “Congratulations!”?!)

To address the item duping bug, AGS disabled trading completely. Bad luck if you had items on the trading post up for sale. Not to mention the trading post UI is rubbish and very confusing.

I still don’t really know how much I’m selling this for

The “game is still in beta” comment comes up quite often on the New World subreddit. When you have issues like not being able to appeal your ban through the automated system, because the automated system requires your server to have a name longer than 3 characters. Servers the Amazon themselves named. It really makes you feel that the game was rushed to release.

https://www.reddit.com/r/newworldgame/comments/qgxnpt/cant_appeal_ban_because_server_name_is_too_short/

So far, fishing hasn’t been impacted, other than the inability to sell / trade. As there are no vendor NPCs in the game, the only way to get rid of items is to hand them in for quests, sell / trade them to other players, use them in crafting or dump them on the ground. My town storage is starting to fill up, and although I said inventory management isn’t an issue, that’s assuming you get the chance to offload stuff on the trading post at the end of a fishing session. A part of me really struggles to just dump my items on the ground. Must be that RPG hoarding gene.

Corruption events

As I haven’t hit max level, and have spent a lot of time fishing, I’m not too familiar with how thes work. But from what I understand, towns have a chance to be attacked by corrupted. These events will be marked on the map, and players can band together to defend from the attack. At least on my low population server, it’s quite difficult to repel these attacks, and they result in parts of the town being destroyed, e.g. the kitchen might get downgraded from tier 5 to tier 4.

The governor of each town can only upgrade one section of the town per day.

What ends up happening is that towns will slowly build up, only to lose that progress when a corruption event hits.

I think the overall idea behind the mechanic is to discourage having large mega-towns that all players congregate in, and it makes the world feel a bit more dynamic. However, on a low-population server, some towns just end up dead, as nobody can be bothered putting in the effort to build them up as they never get defended.

I found it frustrating that in my home town (Windsward), the Arcane Repository was only tier 2, which limited what I could craft there. We didn’t have a town with both a tier 5 Kitchen and a tier 5 Arcane Repository.

Why I’m uninstalling

For the most part, I can continue fishing happily in the game despite the reasons I mentioned above, but I have this sense of impending doom that AGS will suddenly pull the rug out from underneath us and make fishing terrible. The game just feels so unstable right now – not in the sense that the servers are unstable, but in the sense that they’re chopping and changing things trying to fix issues with the game.

I think I’ll revisit this game some time in the future, but for now, I need to free up the hard drive space in order to try other non-fishing fishing games (the game currently eats up 42GB of hard drive space). If none of the above things bother you, then I do recommend this as a relaxing fishing game.

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Gone Fishing Reviewing

Perhaps it’s a side-effect of the current culture of needing to be stimulated at all times, but I’ve found that I feel a need to multitask while watching things on my computer. Whether it’s chatting with friends, reading things online or playing simple games, I just feel compelled to do something “productive” at the same time.

One thing that really scratched that itch was fishing in World of Warcraft Classic, as it was a pretty mindless activity, but it felt productive because I could sell some of the fish for gold on the auction house. However, my stingy nature makes it hard to justify paying a subscription just for fishing, so I’ve started the quest to find an alternative game. You’d think that I could just buy SEGA Bass Fishing and re-live my childhood memories of watching my dad play, but the thought of actually sailing a boat out and manage bait and lures makes my head hurt. I think what I’m after is a fishing mini-game in a non-fishing game.

I tried to find some reviews of fishing games in non-fishing games, but there aren’t many, and those that exist aren’t very in-depth. Here are a few that I found:

https://www.thegamer.com/best-fishing-games-arent-only-about-fishing/
https://gamerant.com/best-fishing-games-ranked/
https://soft-care.eu/fishing-mini-games-worth-playing/
https://www.pcgamer.com/best-fishing-games/

I thought I would try making my own reviews, taking some games from those lists, and others that are already in my library.

My reviews are going to be heavily slanted towards what I’m looking for in a fishing game:

  • Relaxing
  • Don’t need to worry about complex mechanics, e.g. bait management, rod management, sailing a boat, understanding how to read a fish detector machine
  • Exciting (I know that’s a contrast to relaxing, but I mean the excitement of possibly getting something good. A bit like that dopamine rush that loot boxes are designed to incite.)
  • “Productive” – I want to feel like I’m achieving something while fishing
  • Something I can do in the background
  • Ideally not subscription-based
  • Ideally not time-limited, e.g. Stardew Valley fishing is fun, but you can’t just sit and fish for a long time since the game has a timer for each day. Once it gets too late (2A.M, if I recall correctly), your character falls asleep and you wake up in bed the next day. You also need to manage your energy levels (though you can eat fish to recover energy).

I’ll break my reviews down into the following sections:

Fishing mechanics – how fishing in the game works.
Time-to-fish – how long it takes to unlock fishing. As a rough breakdown for this rating:
Less than 20 minutes: 5/5
20-60 minutes: 4/5
1-2 hours: 3/5
2-5 hours: 2/5
5-10 hours: 1/5
10+ hours: 0/5
Multitaskability – how easy it is to do other things in the background while fishing
Time management – how much you need to consider managing your time in the game (also indirectly includes having to manage resources like energy)
Excitement – how exciting fishing can be
Usefulness – how useful fishing is in the game, whether it’s for gathering crafting materials, gives quest rewards, or it’s simply just something fun to do on the side
Ambience – how nice the overall ambience is while fishing

Happy to take any suggestions in the comments! They don’t need to meet my requirements, as it could be a case of “the customer doesn’t know what they really want”. After all, fishing in World of Warcraft, which is what triggered this search for a game, doesn’t really meet the exciting requirement. Maybe I need to bite the bullet and learn some stuff about real fishing.

Will keep a list of my reviews below and update as I go.

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Don’t You Know That I’m Toxic?

In high school, I asked a guy out. He turned me down, and I followed that up by asking if he’d lie and tell me that he had a girlfriend, or that he was gay, to help me feel better. I don’t remember exactly what he said, but he dodged making a comment either way, and the conversation ended not long afterwards.

At the time, I remember thinking, “Geez, he could have at least lied to make me feel better”. I don’t even know what it would have achieved, since I knew it was a lie. I was pretty confident he didn’t have a girlfriend, as in high school, you pretty much only know the other students in your classes, and we were friends, so I feel like I would have known about a girlfriend from somewhere else. He might have been gay, but he did have a girlfriend previously, so I didn’t think he was at the time (but it’s still possible).

In hindsight, I realised it wasn’t on him to make me feel better, and it was really unfair of me to ask him to lie to make me feel better. It was also really ridiculous to ask him to say he’s gay as an explanation for why he’s not interested in me. He’s allowed to just not be interested in me!

I’ve read a few reddit posts about double standards that men have to live with, and in honour of International Men’s Day today, I thought I’d confess some of the toxic behaviours I’ve displayed in the past, and try to be better. Especially because I work in a heavily male-dominated industry, and I don’t want to perpetuate these things.

During my first year of uni, I reconnected with a primary school friend. We started talking about what’s changed since we last saw each other, and he said to me that he really wanted to meet someone and start a family. I laughed at him and accused him of using that as a line to get girls. What the Fodder?! Thinking back on it now, it was a terrible thing to do. Why aren’t men allowed to want to settle down with someone and start a family? It’s not something limited to women, and thinking like that perpetuates the idea that women “trap” men with marriage and / or kids.

(Before posting this, I actually reached out to him and apologised. I won’t post his reply here as I don’t have his permission and I didn’t want to ask in case he thought I was just apologising for the sake of a blog post. He did say that he has grown to expect that reaction from people, and he just accepts it now, which made me feel a bit sad.)

Another thing, which I’ve mentioned previously, but I think is worth repeating, is my aggressive response to men offering to hold doors open for me, or carry things for me. Especially since I didn’t have a problem if it was a woman doing it. I feel glad that I have a friend who was willing to call me out on it, though I was reluctant to accept I was wrong for a while. I believe I’ve changed for the better in that respect, and I understand that someone offering to do those things (regardless of gender) is just trying to be kind. It’s not a reflection of their opinion of my strength.

Despite all my jokes about it, I don’t think my stalking ever got to the Overly Attached Girlfriend levels, though I probably toed the line at some points. I am trying to be more conscious of the fact that people (again, regardless of gender) don’t generally like being analysed in close detail. It’s fun to play detective, but it’s only good if everyone consents to the game. I’m very fortunate not to have been labelled “creepy” by the people who know me, and I am sure that’s because of my gender.

I’m sure there are other things that I’ve done, or am doing, that display an unfair double standard. If you know of anything, feel free to leave a comment or contact me in a different way.

Happy International Men’s Day.

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Knives Out, Again

WARNING: This post contains spoilers for the movie Knives Out!

Sorry for abusing the heading style, I just wanted the warning to stand out. This movie is an interesting whodunnit. If you haven’t seen it, I’d recommend checking it out before reading this blog post.

Captain was wondering if there are hints about the answers to the mysteries in the movie that you can catch while watching the movie, so I thought I’d use my abundance of spare time to find out.

The copy of the script I’m using is from the Lionsgate website:
https://lionsgate.brightspotcdn.com/fb/14/23cd58a147afbb5c758ecb3dff0a/knivesout-final.pdf

Which I’ll upload again here in case it’s removed.

I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A donut hole in the donut’s hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center – it is not a donut hole at all but a smaller donut with its own hole, and our donut is not whole at all!

Benoit Blanc

This movie is a whodunnit, but it’s untraditional in the sense that it’s over two hours long, however, the audience is told who the killer is at 42 minutes. The rest of the movie is spent seeing if Marta gets away with her deception, but there’s another mystery that you quickly forget about due to the speed of the story chugging along. I’ll break the post down into two parts, one for each mystery.

  • Who killed Harlan Thrombey?
  • Who hired Benoit Blanc and why?

Who killed Harlan Thrombey?

Through the police interviews, we are given three possible suspects:

  • Joni: Harlan’s daughter-in-law who was double-dipping money from Harlan with her daughter’s tuition, and Harlan had told her earlier that day that he was cutting her off.
  • Richard: Harlan’s son-in-law, who was having an affair which Harlan threatened to reveal.
  • Walt: Harlan’s son, who had been fired from running Harlan’s publishing company during the birthday party.

But it’s during Marta’s recollection of the events the night before, that we find out Harlan really did commit suicide. He did it in order to stop Marta from being suspected of his murder, which he says would break up her family as her mother is in the United States illegally. Some of these hints are things that are pointed out in the summary, but I’ll list them again anyway.

Harlan’s clothes

Harlan’s bedroom the day he’s discovered dead

When Fran goes to bring Harlan his breakfast the morning after the party, his dressing gown can be seen on his bed.

Harlan’s body, as discovered by Fran

When Fran discovers Harlan’s body, we see that he’s wearing the shirt he was wearing at his birthday party. When “Harlan” was going downstairs for a midnight snack, and got told off by Walt, he’s wearing his dressing gown, so you’d think he at least changed out of his shirt to get ready for bed. So the fact that his dressing gown is on his bed, but he isn’t there, and he’s still in his party shirt hints that something doesn’t quite add up.

The blood spatter

As Elliott said, and as we can see from the picture of his body, it would be really difficult for someone to slit his throat without ruining the blood spatter. And it looks continuous, so it’s unlikely his body was moved (and it would have been picked up by the forensic analysis if it had been moved).

LIEUTENANT ELLIOTT
Except it was a suicide. Harlan hit
both carotids, we saw from the blood
blood splat patterns that they were
uninterrupted. Meaning, It's almost
impossible for anyone to have been
around him at the time. He's the one
that cut his own throat. I don't know
why we keep going over this.

Harlan’s talent for thinking up complex plots

During the interview, Walt mentions how good Harlan is at coming up with plots.

WALT
Dad said the plots just popped into
his head fully formed, that was the
easy part for him -

This foreshadows the fact that Harlan was able to quickly come up with a locked door mystery that would make Marta an “impossible” suspect.

Who hired Benoit Blanc and why?

Daniel Craig’s accent in the movie
BLANC
You've been very patient my friend,
and you are right, none of these weak
alibis and domestic squibbles answer
your question: why is Benoit Blanc
here? But now I will tell you why.
(beat)
I am here because this morning
someone dodged one very important
question.

LIEUTENANT ELLIOTT
Who?

BLANC
Me. Linda asked who hired me.

LIEUTENANT ELLIOTT
So who hired you?

BLANC
I. Do. Not. Know. An envelope of
cash showed up at my apartment
yesterday, with the news clipping of
Thrombey's death.

TROOPER WAGNER
An envelope? That worked?

BLANC
An envelope of cash.

Blanc indicates with his fingers - several inches thick.

BLANC (cont'd)
So somebody suspects foul play, but
goes through this ha cha dance of
hiring me, of staying anonymous. It
makes no damn sense. Compels me
though.

What I liked so much about this movie is that Blanc mentions this and then the movie moved so quickly that I completely forgot about it until the summation at the end. But there are a few hints throughout the movie that it was Ransom. He needed to have Marta found responsible for Harlan’s death so she couldn’t inherit due to the slayer rule, which would mean Harlan’s old will would come back into effect. However, he couldn’t directly accuse her, or it would reveal he knew the contents of the vials were switched.

New Yorker article

During the interviews at the start of the movie, two characters mention a Benoit Blanc article in the New Yorker:

JONI
Wait a minute - I read a tweet about
a New Yorker article about you. The
last of the gentlemen sleuths? You
solved that case with the tennis
champ - you're famous!
LINDA
Mr. Blanc, I know who you are, I
read your New Yorker profile. It was
delightful. I just buried my eighty
five year old father who committed
suicide. Why are you here?

Marta takes the blackmail letter to Ransom, and you can see copies of the New Yorker sitting on his coffee table in the background.

Harlan’s mental state

Marta describes how symptoms should start appearing within 5 minutes, in particular, disorientation.

MARTA
I give you an emergency shot of
Naloxone, so that you don't die in
ten minutes.

HARLAN
Well no pressure. You know that's an
interesting, efficient method for
murder, I need to write that down.

He gets a little notebook and scribbles while she checks and
rechecks the kit contents with increasing urgency.

HARLAN (cont'd)
So if someone switched the meds on
purpose I'd be dead in ten minutes,
like stone cold dead?

MARTA
You'll feel symptoms in five. Sweats,
disorientation. Then yeah, that big
a dose, injected, within ten your
respiratory - your - yes ten minutes.

HARLAN
From the time of injection, so
eightish now. And even if the victim
called an ambulance when he first
felt symptoms, if he was at a country
home like this one... where the
ambulance takes fifteen minutes to
arrive, it would be too late. If the
victim didn't have this emergency
Naxostuff 

Harlan later states how long they have left – 6 minutes, i.e. 1 minute until disorientation should start.

HARLAN (cont'd)
Listen. If what you said is true I
am gone, there's no saving me, we
have six minutes. There is one last
thing I need to do in this world, and
only you can help me do it. But you
need to trust me and do everything I
say

We can’t say exactly how long this takes, but I’ll use the timestamps in the movie. His line, “We have six minutes” is at 39:27, Joni enters at 39:45 and leaves at 40:10 and he is still perfectly fine. Harlan then begins to explain the plan to Marta. By the time he’s done explaining, it’s 42:56. Even if we subtract some time for Marta to perform his actions, it’s still well past the 5 minutes remaining where he is supposed to start becoming disoriented. The fact that he’s still sharp as ever is a sign that Marta didn’t inject him with morphine. This is a sign that something is odd, as Marta is certain she filled the syringe from the vial that said morphine.

Back again already?

When Marta flashes back to her climb down the trellis, Greatnana says:

GREATNANA
Ransom? Are you back again already?

Marta thinks Greatnana has just mistaken her for Ransom, but as Blanc points out, the “already” part is key – a hint that Ransom has come back to the house once already, when he switched the contents of the vials of medicine in Marta’s bag.

Footprints in the mud

When wandering the grounds with Blanc and the police, Blanc notices footprints in the mud and thinks about when it last rains. He realises that any footprints found are likely to belong to the potential killer. Marta realises the same thing, and we see her check her own footprint.

When she’s walking in her own prints and pretending she can’t hear Blanc, we get a glimpse of the ground, and we can see footprints that match her shoe tread, but there’s also another of shoe tread we can see. It’s never explained who it belongs to, but it’s probably Ransom.

Dogs barking

When Harlan gives his instructions to Marta, he mentions that she should be OK to enter the house undetected after “leaving” as the dogs won’t bark when they see her.

HARLAN (V.O.)
Take the side yard path, through that
little gate.
The DOGS sprint down the moonlit yard from the house towards
Marta.
HARLAN (V.O.) (cont'd)
The dogs will know you, they
shouldn't bark.

When Lieutenant Elliot gives a timeline of events, he mentions Meg waking up at around 3am because the dogs were barking.

LIEUTENANT ELLIOTT (V.O.)
Sometime later that night,
undetermined but possibly near 3am,
Meg woke up because the dogs were
barking outside. She used the
bathroom and went back to bed.

We see the dogs bark when Lietentant Elliot, Blanc and Trooper Wagner are walking around the grounds, showing that they do bark when around people they are wary of.

We also see the dogs happily greet Linda and Richard.

Then we see them snap and bite at Ransom, which makes it likely that he was around the house at 3am, which caused the dogs to bark.

Marta’s missing medical bag

BLANC
(to Marta)
Where's your medical bag?
MARTA
I... don't know - I left it here, I
always leave it with Harlan at night.
TROOPER WAGNER
They must have taken it in as
evidence. I'll check on it.

It turns out the medical bag wasn’t taken into evidence, but was stolen by Fran who would later use it to blackmail Ransom.

Funeral absence

WALT
Funny Ransom, you skipped the funeral
but you're early for the will
reading.

At first, the audience is led to believe that Ransom skipped the funeral because he’s an asshole. And while that may be true, we later discover that he skipped the funeral because he needed to swap the contents of the vials back and he thought the house would be empty as everyone would be at the funeral.

Funeral Absence 2

Speaking of funeral absences, Linda and Walt mention wanting Marta at the funeral, but being outvoted. This highlights the fact that despite family members saying how much they consider Marta part of the family, they really don’t. When Linda is asked by Lieutenant Elliot whether anyone aside from the family shows, she mentions Fran, Marta and Greatnana (this one is a big question mark, since Greatnana is Harlan’s mother, so she is definitely part of the family. What a wonderful family).

LIEUTENANT ELLIOTT (V.O.)
Did anyone besides the family show
face?

LINDA (V.O.)
Uh. There was Fran, the
housekeeper. Marta, Harlan's
caregiver, good girl, hard worker. 
Family's from Ecuador. And Wanetta -
Greatnana, Harlan's mom.

More importantly, it foreshadows the fact that the housekeeper, Fran, would also not be invited to to the funeral. Which means she is at the mansion when Ransom sneaks in to switch the vials back.

Dirt on the window sill

Another one taken from Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/hxk8km/in_knives_out_2019_there_is_mud_on_the_windowsill/

When Blanc inspects the trick window after the will reading, he finds dirt on the window sill.

When we flash back to Marta entering the window, we see that she doesn’t step on the window sill.

When we flash back to Ransom climbing through the window, he steps on the window sill.

Rian Johnson mentions how happy he was that Chris Evans had his foot on the window sill as a tiny detail. However, if you see where his foot is, and where the dirt is on the window, it’s different! Minor nitpick.

The dirt is to the right of the muntin

Knowledge of the contents of the will

When Marta asks Harlan how the party went, he specifically mentions cutting the line on four of them.

MARTA
How was tonight?

She hooks the syringe up to the catheter and slowly injects
him bit by bit while he talks.

HARLAN
Tonight was... good.

MARTA
Because I know you weren't looking
forward to it.

HARLAN
No. But I did it. Cut the line on
all four of them. It was not easy. 
This goddamn fortune.

We know from above that he threatened Richard, and told Joni she was being cut off, and fired Walt, but we don’t find out who the fourth person is until later.

There’s only one mention of Harlan discussing his will during the party, and that was in his conversation behind closed doors with Ransom. We find this out through Jacob, who heard them through a vent in the toilet.

LINDA
Alright! Enough. Jacob, we get
where this is going. The bathroom's
next to Harlan's office, where he had
the big fight with Ransom. You heard
something. Spill it.

JACOB
I just heard two things.

INT. HALF BATH - NIGHT OF PARTY - FLASHBACK
Jacob on the toilet, hearing non distinct yelling through a
vent high in the wall. But two words poke through:

HARLAN (O.S.)
...my will!

INT. LIVING ROOM
JACOB
And then there was more shouting, but
I also heard Ransom say "I'm warning
you."

So we know Harlan discussed his will with Ransom, but we are led assume, as the other Thrombeys did, that Harlan had simply told Ransom he was cutting him out of the will. He confirms at least this much.

RICHARD
Son.

RANSOM
(mock gravity)
Father?

RICHARD
Did Harlan tell you he was cutting
you out of the will?

RANSOM
Yes.

But when he describes his converation with Harlan to Marta in the diner, the conversation turns to how Marta beat Harlan at Go more often than Ransom did.

RANSOM
I always thought I was the only one
who could beat Granddad at GO. I
always thought that meant something.

MARTA
I know you did.

RANSOM
At the party, that night, my last
conversation with him, our last
fight, that's what he told me, about
you. That you beat him nearly every
time. More than me. And I thought
what a strange thing to tell me. But
I think I get it now. I think it did
mean something.

Damn right, Ransom, it was a strange thing to tell you. As Blanc points out, it’s pretty weird for them to be talking about Marta when discussing Harlan’s will. Unless Harlan revealed that he was leaving everything to Marta. Which would mean Ransom knew about the updated will. That leaves us with two people that know about the updated will – Ransom and Harlan.

This is further confirmed by Ransom’s behaviour at the will reading.

And after the will is read:

And from the back of the room, slowly rising above the din
of confusion and cursing, slowly drawing even Marta's deer
in the headlights attention... Ransom. LAUGHING. Loud and
weirdly sincerely, tears down his cheeks, laughing his head
off.

Ransom’s confidence that Harlan didn’t commit suicide

When at the diner with Marta, Ransom says he knows three things, one of them being that Harlan didn’t commit suicide. Which is a strange thing to be so confident about considering we know that Harlan did commit suicide.

RANSOM
Marta I know three things. One: I
know he didn't commit suicide.

MARTA
What makes you think that

RANSOM
I don't think it. I know it. Cause
I knew my granddad. So you're not
going to bullshit me. 

Slayer Rule

JONI
What about the slayer rule?

All eyes turn to her. Her face is lit by her phone.

JONI (cont'd)
I did just google that.

ALAN
The slayer rule obviously does not
apply here.

RICHARD
What the hell is the slayer rule?

JONI
It's if someone is convicted of
killing the person they can't get
their inheritance.

ALAN
Not even convicted, even if they're
held responsible for their death in
civil court

WALT
Like OJ

ALAN
Like OJ, yes. But Harlan committed suicide.

I don’t know whether the slayer rule is common knowledge – I didn’t know about it until watching this movie, though I am not familiar with law. Judging by the reactions of the characters in the movie, and the fact that Rian Johnson made sure to spell it out, let’s say it’s not common knowledge (or at least not common at the time the movie was made).

We can’t be certain that Harlan knew about the slayer rule, but considering he writes mystery novels for a living, we can pretty safely say that he’s aware of the common motives for murder: passion, drugs, money. Inheritance murder even has its own TV tropes page. Given mystery novels usually end with the protagonist finding the killer, and the killer ending up with nothing, it’s not too far-fetched to assume he knew about the slayer rule.

Which casts the scene where he’s trying to help Marta get away with manslaughter in a new light. He knows that she can’t be found to be responsible for his death, otherwise his new will will end up voided.

So if we assume Harlan is aware of the slayer rule, then it’s not unreasonable to assume Ransom learned about it during his Summer as Harlan’s research assistant. Harlan even says that Ransom is just like him.

HARLAN
And Ransom.

Harlan takes a curved ornamental dagger from a display
mount, turns it over in his hands.

HARLAN (cont'd)
Jesus there's so much me in that kid.
Confident, stupid, I dunno. 

Which also foreshadows Ransom’s incredible ability to weave complex plans on the fly – having Harlan’s ability to come up with plots quickly. He came up with his plan while driving away angrily from the house. Also, after discovering the Marta was innocent of poisoning Harlan, quickly thinks up a new plan to both deal with the blackmailer and cause Marta to be arrested.

Questions about evidence

In the guise of trying to help Marta get away with her crime, Ransom grills her on what the police know. It seems like he’s just concerned about what they need to cover up in order to get away with the crime, but it’s also to make sure he isn’t caught himself.

RANSOM
Ok then. Did the detective find
anything suspicious at the house?

MARTA
(in a daze)
Mud. Tracks upstairs - where I broke
in through the window.

Ransom winces.

RANSOM
Identifiable prints?

MARTA
No.

RANSOM
Good. Ok. Good. Hey. You've just
gotta ride the next few days out
until the investigation putters out,
cause it will, cause no matter how
sharp this Blanc guy is he's got
nothing. Relax.

Missing water bottle

Taken from https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/k05yob/another_knives_out_2019_detail_i_just_noticed/

When Marta is in Ransom’s house, you can see a row of glass bottles in the background, but one is missing. When the movie flashes back to Ransom burning down the medical examiner’s office, you can see he uses a brown glass bottle.

The blackmailer

Fran mentions a Hallmark movie to Marta called Deadly by Surprise where a wife is poisoned by her husband. She also mentions her cousin who works as a receptionist at the medical examiner’s office. These are the hints that she saw Ransom do something, and that she has a way of getting access to the toxicology report.

FRAN
I don't think he killed himself I
don't. I don't. There's this
Hallmark movie Deadly By Surprise
where Danica McKellar plays a wife
who gets poisoned by her husband but
bit by bit so she thinks she's going
crazy and she ends up killing
herself, and my cousin who's the
receptionist at the medical examiners
office says that kind of thing can
totally happen, she says it's not
even like 3% as crazy as stuff she's
seen come through the -

Conclusion

I really like the pacing of this movie, and the way it twists and turns. I’ve watched it another six or seven times from start to end just to try and find things for this blog post. MrFodder asked if I was willing to watch it again with him, and I said yes. Though maybe not right away.

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The Mighty Ducks Mystery: Trinidad and Tobago

Why brain, why?!

This is one of those things that pops up in my brain every now and again. Coming from Australia, I understand that nobody expects us to be a Winter Olympics powerhouse. When you think about Australia, you might think about the desert, or the surf, or deadly animals. Nobody thinks about the snow. In fact, my ski bunny friends tell me that it’s cheaper and better to fly to New Zealand for skiing than it is to try and ski during our blink-and-you’ll-miss-it ski season.

The same applies to Trinidad and Tobago, which is listed to have a maritime tropical climate on Wikipedia. In the ice hockey by country page, Trinidad and Tobago is listed. They have one person born in the country who played for Canada, but it also says:

Due to lack of ice rinks and ice hockey activities in the country however, a fictional team from Trinidad and Tobago was featured in the movie, D2: The Mighty Ducks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_by_country

So they made up a team for the movie! Why?!

As far as my internet detective skills can tell, there’s no official reason for why Trinidad and Tobago was there. Trinidad and Tobago is listed as one of the participating countries for the now defunct Goodwill games, so it’s not completely impossible that they would be at the junior goodwill games (something that doesn’t actually exist).

The most plausible theory I could find on the internet is that the movie, which came out in 1994, was trying to cash in on Carribean fever created by Cool Runnings, which came out in 1993. Source: The Quack Attack podcast.

In the USA v Trinidad and Tobago match, USA is crushing them 6-0, and then Trinidad and Tobago scores the least convincing goal in the entire movie, leading to a couple of shots of the team celebrating with a very Carribean vibe.

So without being able to talk to the writers for the movie, that’s probably the best answer I’m going to get.

Also, did anyone read the newspaper article in the movie announcing Team USA’s win over Trinidad and Tobago before putting it in the movie?

USA downs Trinidad… in a legal disupte?

My guess is that they took some stock text, as the second column repeats from the third paragraph of the first column, which seems to loop again.

Well, that’s it for the mystery. During my research, I did come across a question that never occurred to me while watching: why was Iceland the big fearful team in the movie? Unless the movie was completely full of lies, here’s a lesson in geography from the Iceland trainer, Maria:

Iceland vs Greenland

It’s no Trinidad and Tobago, as it gets quite cold in Iceland in the Winter.

(Winter) The Icelandic winter is relatively mild for its latitude, owing to maritime influence and proximity to the warm currents of the North Atlantic Gyre. The southerly lowlands of the island average around 0 °C (32 °F) in winter, while the north averages around −10 °C (14 °F).

(Summer) The average July temperature in the southern part of the island is 10–13 °C (50–55 °F). Warm summer days can reach 20–25 °C (68–77 °F).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_Iceland

She’s not wrong about Greenland, either.

Climatically, Greenland is divided into two very separate regions: the coastal region, much of which is ice free, and the inland ice sheet. The Greenland Ice Sheet covers about 80% of Greenland.

Coastal regions on the northern half of Greenland experience winter temperatures similar to or slightly warmer than the Canadian Archipelago, with average January temperatures of −30 to −25 °C (−22 to −13 °F).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_the_Arctic#Greenland

However, Iceland is not particularly famous for its ice hockey team, with ice hockey only recently becoming more popular.

Ice hockey is gaining popularity in Iceland, with 1 in 512 of the population an ice hockey player.[12] They have a larger ‘hockey density’ than Slovakia (1 in 630 people are players). The Iceland national ice hockey team has risen to 38th in the IIHF rankings, and has recently seen a fourth team added to their domestic league.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_in_Iceland#Other_sports
Iceland’s IIHF page

Let’s look further. Here is the list of teams who made it to the playoffs of the Junior Goodwill Games in the movie.

Teams who made it to the Junior Goodwill Games

Most of the countries in the list make sense at first glance. Based on the top 10 ranked countries in the International Ice Hockey Federation, most of the countries in the list also feature in the top 10: Germany, USA, Russia, Canada, France, and Sweden.

Why wouldn’t you pick Russia or Canada to be the big scary team?

The answer is in this article which talks about the writer, Steve Brill. The article is pretty funny, but here’s the relevant part to answer the question, “Why Iceland?”

In “D2,” the Ducks were going to represent Team USA at the fictional Junior Goodwill Games — and they needed an international rival.

The obvious choice was Russia.

“Although Russia had just gone through Glasnost, and it was a thawing in relationship,” Steve says.

“Things may have changed politically a little since then, but they weren’t a villain, and we certainly didn’t want to encourage anybody looking at them as a villain,” Jordan says.

So Russia was out.

“So I scanned the globe in my head, and my first thought would be, of course, the villains would be the Germans,” Steve says with a laugh. “Because the Germans are just the go-to, from ‘Die Hard’ to everywhere.

“But after further review and careful consideration and I can’t remember what else — except maybe because it was so obvious and I didn’t want to pick on the Germans — I put them aside,” Steve says. “And then I thought, well, what if we could create another entity that people don’t know that much about? And, therefore, I could have the latitude to create them any way I wanted.”

So Steve and Jordan were on the hunt for a cold-weather country that people wouldn’t know much about.

Jordan had become friends with a talented young actress on the show. Her name was Maria Ellingsen — and she was from Iceland.

“I remember probably jumping up and down, like, ‘Iceland! Of course! They’re from Iceland, get it? Ice-Land!’ ” Steve recalls.

Except there were some issues: Steve didn’t know much about Iceland. He’d never been.

“Nope. This was back in the 90s. I don’t think they had airplanes there. I don’t think there was a way to get there,” Steve says with a laugh.

“So I’m sure in your early research you figured out that Iceland was, in fact, not a hockey powerhouse,” I say. “Did you worry that people might call you out on that?”

“Oh, yeah. That’s the other thing — that’s so funny,” Steve says. “I just had to cast that annoying fact aside.”

https://www.wbur.org/onlyagame/2018/04/20/mighty-ducks-d2-iceland

As for why Canada wasn’t picked, my guess is that they didn’t want to alienate potential fans.

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